Fun horror tip of the day

When zombies are chasing you, a fun thing to do is pretend you're wounded, start limping...then, fall down. Then when the zombie reaches down to grab your foot, get up and run away...cause they love that.

Bad horror tip of the day

If you are by a creepy house in the woods, and there's a sign that says, "Danger", then you hear a strange noise in there; I think it's okay to go ahead and go in...in fact, go naked...and go ahead and bring a kitten too.

Horror tip of the day

I think it's okay to shoot first and ask questions later if the questions are real dumb.

Horror tip of the day

If you see a ghost, don't move and just stare back at it. Eventually it'll leave, cause I'm sure it's got other stuff to do.

Horror tip of the day

Apparenty you should be careful when purchasing a "demon" item, (masks, toys, statues...), because apparently if you "hold" some of them, they can possess you. I know! Who makes up these rules!!

Horror tip of the day

When the land owner says, "It's a known haunted house", doesn't always mean "haunted with fond memories", like you were thinking.

Tip of the day

If your grandma becomes a zombie at her birthday party and starts eating her guests; I think a good present would be toothpicks.