Horror tip of the day

If you are in the middle of a seance and the lights go out and objects begin to fly around the room; I think it's a good time to close your eyes, smile and make a wish, because what else are you going to do?

Horror tip of the day

When you ask a creepy guy in the alley what his name is and his response is, "Iam Gonnakillyou"; you should turn and run away, cause I'm pretty sure that's not his real name.

Horror tip of the day

If a "swamp monster", that lives in the swamp, wants to murder your daugther, here's an idea: Don't go to the swamp! You're welcome.

horror happening of the day

I met this vampire the other day. I walked up to him and asked, "Hey, aren't vampires suppose to be ugly and scary." His response was, "Well, I'm really hot and have a lot of charisma." Then I thought, "Wow, what an asshole."

Horror tip of the day

If a huge meteor is coming towards earth, I think it's a good idea to run around in the yard, yell and flail your arms; because THAT'S what is really going to help the situation.

Horror thought of the day

I think it's okay for vampires to play with their food, especially Scrabble; because everyone likes Scrabble.

Horror tip of the day

If your daughter is stuck in the wall because of a poltergeist, I think it's okay to invite a bunch of people over and have a party. Not only will your family be the most entertaining people on the block, but now is your chance to show off your new furniture!