Horror tip of the day

Here's a tip when you're in the dark at scary place with friends: When one of your friend comes out of the dark with his throat was slit, screaming bloody murder, then falls on the floor and pretends he's dead, then cracks a smile and starts laughing...then that dumb bitch next to you in hysterics cries, "That's not funny!"-Don't believe her, because Vicky doesn't know comedy.

Horror tip of the day

When there is a giant monster coming at you and your friends, and bullets don't seem to kill it...I think it's a good idea to just keep shooting, then when you're out of ammo, throw your gun at it...if that doesn't work, do nothing because you're an idiot.

Horror tip of the day

If you're a paranormal investigator, I think it's okay to dress up like a clown...just to prove to the ghosts that you're not afraid of them.

Horror tip of the day

If you are in the middle of a seance and the lights go out and objects begin to fly around the room; I think it's a good time to close your eyes, smile and make a wish, because what else are you going to do?

Horror tip of the day

When you ask a creepy guy in the alley what his name is and his response is, "Iam Gonnakillyou"; you should turn and run away, cause I'm pretty sure that's not his real name.

Horror tip of the day

If a "swamp monster", that lives in the swamp, wants to murder your daugther, here's an idea: Don't go to the swamp! You're welcome.

horror happening of the day

I met this vampire the other day. I walked up to him and asked, "Hey, aren't vampires suppose to be ugly and scary." His response was, "Well, I'm really hot and have a lot of charisma." Then I thought, "Wow, what an asshole."