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Friday, May 18, 2012

Horror question of the day

You've been bitten by a vampire the night before, and tonight you feel an incredible urge to attack a pretty, young lady, hold her down, bite her neck and suck out all of the blood in her body. Now think carefully, are you a vampire, or are you just an asshole?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Horror tip of the day

If you are in a room while your friend is being violently stabbed and you get blood all over your shirt: Take my suggestion, ACT QUICKLY, and soak the shirt in rubbing alcohol for 2 minutes before putting it in the wash!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Horror tip of the day

If you are in the jungle, and you run across some human skulls on stakes at the sides of a trail...and your guide says "It's a warning to keep out! That there is danger ahead."-DON'T BELIEVE HIM and KEEP GOING! He's just trying to keep that reasonably priced human skulls and stakes store all to himself!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Horror movie villain question

YES you can scare children with your bloody, skinless melting face and body that you have because you were in a shuttle by Saturn when it flared up causing an odd infection, BUT...CAN YOU TEACH THEM HOW TO READ?!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Horror tip of the day

If you're inside and a resurrected-serial killer-demon is after you, go ahead and throw that glass of acid you have sitting on your kitchen counter at it. Wow, that glass of acid sure comes in handy, you must have subconsciously knew you were going to need it, you rock star you! Wait...that's not water is it?

Monday, July 18, 2011

Horror tip of the day

If your kids find a severed human head in the stream, take advantage of it. After they're done screaming, tell them the man got his head cut off because he didn't eat his vegetables. Bonus points if the head is someone you didn't like!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Horror thought of the day

Love is like an evil, horror-movie clown: It makes you scream, it makes you laugh, it makes you cry...but then it eventually ends in just another bloody shoot-out with the cops.