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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Horror tip of the day


If you're inside and a resurrected-serial killer-demon is after you, go ahead and throw that glass of acid you have sitting on your kitchen counter at it. Wow, that glass of acid sure comes in handy, you must have subconsciously knew you were going to need it, you rock star you! Wait...that's not water is it?

Monday, July 18, 2011

Horror tip of the day


If your kids find a severed human head in the stream, take advantage of it. After they're done screaming, tell them the man got his head cut off because he didn't eat his vegetables. Bonus points if the head is someone you didn't like!