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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Horror tip of the day


If you are in the middle of a seance and the lights go out and objects begin to fly around the room; I think it's a good time to close your eyes, smile and make a wish, because what else are you going to do?

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Horror tip of the day


When you ask a creepy guy in the alley what his name is and his response is, "Iam Gonnakillyou"; you should turn and run away, cause I'm pretty sure that's not his real name.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Horror tip of the day


If a "swamp monster", that lives in the swamp, wants to murder your daugther, here's an idea: Don't go to the swamp! You're welcome.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

horror happening of the day



I met this vampire the other day. I walked up to him and asked, "Hey, aren't vampires suppose to be ugly and scary." His response was, "Well, I'm really hot and have a lot of charisma." Then I thought, "Wow, what an asshole."