Horror tip of the day

Here's a tip when you're in the dark at scary place with friends: When one of your friend comes out of the dark with his throat was slit, screaming bloody murder, then falls on the floor and pretends he's dead, then cracks a smile and starts laughing...then that dumb bitch next to you in hysterics cries, "That's not funny!"-Don't believe her, because Vicky doesn't know comedy.

Horror tip of the day

When there is a giant monster coming at you and your friends, and bullets don't seem to kill it...I think it's a good idea to just keep shooting, then when you're out of ammo, throw your gun at it...if that doesn't work, do nothing because you're an idiot.

Horror tip of the day

If you're a paranormal investigator, I think it's okay to dress up like a clown...just to prove to the ghosts that you're not afraid of them.