Horror tip of the day

If you find out your son is the anti-christ, I think it's perfectly okay to make Satan change his diapers.

Horror tip of the day

If you really want to show your satanic cult members you love them, at the next cult party bring everyone a goat hoof key chain; you know instead of a rabbit's foot-a goat's foot...whatever, they'll get it...and when they do they'll laugh and probably give you a special robe or something.

Horror tip of the day

If you're a woman and you lost your hand, then someone sews on another hand from an evil goddess-then that hand starts to murder people; don't say that the hand did it, tell them something more believable...like it was PMS or something.