Horror tip of the day

If you are in the jungle, and you run across some human skulls on stakes at the sides of a trail...and your guide says "It's a warning to keep out! That there is danger ahead."-DON'T BELIEVE HIM and KEEP GOING! He's just trying to keep that reasonably priced human skulls and stakes store all to himself!

Horror movie villain question

YES you can scare children with your bloody, skinless melting face and body that you have because you were in a shuttle by Saturn when it flared up causing an odd infection, BUT...CAN YOU TEACH THEM HOW TO READ?!

Horror tip of the day

If you're inside and a resurrected-serial killer-demon is after you, go ahead and throw that glass of acid you have sitting on your kitchen counter at it. Wow, that glass of acid sure comes in handy, you must have subconsciously knew you were going to need it, you rock star you! Wait...that's not water is it?

Horror tip of the day

If your kids find a severed human head in the stream, take advantage of it. After they're done screaming, tell them the man got his head cut off because he didn't eat his vegetables. Bonus points if the head is someone you didn't like!

Horror thought of the day

Love is like an evil, horror-movie clown: It makes you scream, it makes you laugh, it makes you cry...but then it eventually ends in just another bloody shoot-out with the cops.

Horror tip of the day

If you find out your son is the anti-christ, I think it's perfectly okay to make Satan change his diapers.

Horror tip of the day

If you really want to show your satanic cult members you love them, at the next cult party bring everyone a goat hoof key chain; you know instead of a rabbit's foot-a goat's foot...whatever, they'll get it...and when they do they'll laugh and probably give you a special robe or something.